Aram

Ayatollah Aram is the Angry God-Priest of the Church of Tongue. Self-styled master of both languages and cunnilingus, he is the least well-known member of House Geek, and the newest, having been introduced to the esteemed House by his long-time ally in foolhardy antics, Spymaster Arsi Domini. He's a bitter, angry, multi-lingual drunkard, but an all-around good guy. This article is completely without bias.

Career

Ayatollah Aram is a Dharma Bum in the extreme. He had a brief stint in the U.S. Navy, where he alternately spent time on the Californian beach chillin' with vagrants, or training to be a military 'spook.'

After "pulling a Jack Kerouac" amid many cries from the military of being too cool for them, he spent time living in dorms and flophouses, performing manic poetry half-naked and full-drunk as payment for shelter, food, and alcohol. This has changed as Aram has gotten older, and his body will not allow such hijinx without repercussions.

Trivia

His Holiness Ayatollah Aram...

• really likes drinking and also smokes hella tree.

• speaks Persian-Farsi not so bad.

• can most likely beat you up, and is stupid enough to try.

• has a sorta "thing" for Jim Morrison.

• really likes old school Bon Jovi.

• once directed a one-act play, starring Arsi Domini.

• killed a guy back in '79.

Present

His Holiness has mostly settled down, his last adventure being his brief stay with Arsi Domini, and his lovely wife, Tymora's Rabbit, up in Alaska. Currently, he resides in the Land o' Cheese'n Beer'n Brats, doing his half-assed best at not being killed or imprisoned by 30.

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