WTF is Miscellaneous Fudge?

Clearly, it is for fudge that fits no other category. - Oz

My thoughts drift to a box of assorted fudges from different locales, arriving one morning on a doorstep with no explanation of its arrival. -Gregor

I like fudge. -Abby

Who doesn't? -Gregor

I don't understand. - Alter

That's because you're a fudge hater. - Abby

Yeah. Why don't you go and hate some fudge, right now? Because, you know, that's what you do. -Gregor

Yeah. You hate fudge. -Oz

Hey, I got nothin' against fudge. I just don't understand fudge. It's a common thing. -Alter

And also: STFU Gregor! -Alter

Why you picking on just me? Abby said it first. -Gregor

Miscellaneous Fudge

None can be certain from whence this mysterious box came, or what its dark purpose on our planet may be. What is known is that its contents are as dangerous as they are delicious. Handle with extreme caution!

Warning!

• Reading the instruction carefully is necessary!
• Do not put Miscellaneous Fudge into mouth to prevent from choking!
• Do not tie Miscellaneous Fudge around neck to play in a rough way!
• Do not leave Miscellaneous Fudge alone with children under 3!
• Do not throw Miscellaneous Fudge at people!
• Keep Miscellaneous Fudge away from face or hair!
• Miscellaneous Fudge is expendable item! Change it immediately when it becomes harder or broken. Unexpected danger may occur!
• Be careful of the hidden parts when dis-assemble Miscellaneous Fudge.
• Miscellaneous Fudge: Quest Item. 15% Drop Rate (Forrest Gump). Vendors for 1g 23s 2c.